Category: RE/MAX Humor
Garza Home Blog: Garza Home vs Trash Pick-Up
Hey, it’s Jesse from the Garza Home Team, and I have a funny tale to share with you today – a little something we like to call “Garza Home vs Trash Pick-Up.” But before we tell you more, here is a friendly reminder: update your automatic payments when you get a new debit card! So,... Read More
Chilly Home Tours: A Behind-the-Scenes Peek at The Garza Home Team’s Winter Adventures
View this post on Instagram A post shared by Jesse Rene Garza (@garzahome.sa) Hey there, future homeowners! We hope you’re bundled up and ready for a cozy read because today, we’re sharing a little behind-the-scenes adventure from The Garza Home Team at RE/MAX North San Antonio. Join us on a chilly day as Rosa, one... Read More
Three Things to Consider When Choosing a Mortgage Lender
Welcome to the Garza Home Team Blog at RE/MAX North San Antonio! Buying a home is a significant milestone, and choosing the right mortgage lender is a crucial step in this exciting journey. The Garza Home Team is here to guide you with valuable tips to ensure you make an informed decision and find the... Read More
Cookie Chronicles: Hilarious Tales of a Pup’s Dignity vs. Being Carried | Garza Home Team Blog
Hello, fellow animal enthusiasts! Today, I bring you the latest episode in the hilarious saga of Cookie, our beloved four-legged family member. You see, Cookie has always had this endearing quirk – he absolutely despises being carried. It’s become somewhat of a running joke in our home, with me playfully attempting to scoop him up,... Read More
The Spatula Saga: A Culinary Adventure
Ah, the thrilling world of spatulas! Who knew that a simple kitchen utensil could bring such excitement? Rosa mentioned her need to pick up her Luxury Home Specialist book from Champions School of Real Estate near 410 and San Pedro. Seizing the chance, I eagerly joined her, all because of my burning desire for a... Read More
Jesse’s Culinary Chronicles: The Shrimp Soup Showdown!
Jesse’s Culinary Chronicles: The Shrimp Soup Showdown! Hey there, fellow food enthusiasts! Let me tell you of my recent escapade in the world of soups, stains, and unexpected victories. My family and I, hungry and indecisive, faced the age-old dilemma of what to have for lunch. We settled on Guajillo’s, a local favorite at Blanco... Read More
The Krispy Kreme Conundrum: Donuts, Sleep, and the Morning Alarm!
Hey there, folks! Jesse from The Garza Home Team at RE/MAX North San Antonio here, and boy, do I have a story for you – the Krispy Kreme Situation! So, there I was, faced with a box of tempting Krispy Kreme donuts, all thanks to my thoughtful wife, Rosa, who had picked them up after... Read More
Celebrating Labor Day: A Time for Rest and Home Reflection
Hello, dear readers! It’s The Garza Home Team at RE/MAX North San Antonio, and we’re here to wish you a fantastic Labor Day! While Labor Day often marks the unofficial end of summer and is associated with backyard barbecues and relaxation, it’s also an excellent time to reflect on the place where relaxation truly begins... Read More
Exploring New Ways to Enjoy Coffee: Espresso with Topo Chico
Being a coffee lover, I’m always open to exploring new ways to enjoy my daily dose of caffeine. So when I stumbled upon espresso with Topo Chico during a trip to New York City with my son in 2019, I was intrigued. We visited the New York Roastery Starbucks Reserve on our last day in... Read More
Garza Home Vlog: Embracing the Messy Side of Dining Out
Hey there, Garzamaniacs (sorry I could not help myself)! It’s me, your favorite vlogger, and I have a little secret to share with you all: I’m constantly getting food stains on my clothes every time I dine out. It’s like the food just loves me so much that it wants to be a part of... Read More
Testimonials
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ I am so thankful we were connected with Jesse and Rosa! We couldn’t have asked for a better duo to help us buy our first home. They are incredibly kind, attentive, and committed to making the home buying/selling process easier. They were always quick to answer any call or question we had. Throughout the entire process, they listened to our needs and concerns and made my first time buying a home much easier than I anticipated. Jesse was incredibly knowledgeable about every house w…
