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Jesse’s Epic Battle: White Shirts vs. Red Wine

Hey there, wonderful readers! Jesse here, reporting live from the front lines of my ongoing battle against food stains. If you have been following my adventures, you know that my white shirts and I have a complicated relationship, especially when fine dining is involved.

The elegant setting of ‘The Million in a Month’ event, a dazzling spectacle hosted by RE/MAX North San Antonio at the prestigious Silo’s, nestled at the crossroads of Blanco and 1604. The air was thick with anticipation, and the clinking of glasses echoed the promise of an unforgettable day.

With my trusted white shirt as my armor, I began on my mission – a strategic decision to opt for water over the usual suspects of Dr. Pepper or Coke. Ah, the confidence of a warrior who believes he has outsmarted the stain gods. But, as history often proves, fate delights in throwing unexpected challenges our way.

Enter the rogue wine glass, four chairs away, on a mission of its own. In a dramatic twist of fate, it took a graceful nosedive, showering its vibrant contents like liquid rubies. Robert, ever the agile gentleman, skillfully dodged the impending wine shower. Rosa’s red scarf, acting as her loyal shield, heroically absorbed any potential damage.

And then, there was me – sitting dead center, unknowingly chosen by destiny to face the wine gods’ whims. The red droplets descended upon my shirt, leaving behind crimson badges of honor. My heart raced as I inspected the aftermath, relieved that my narrow escape had spared me from a full-frontal assault.

The room seemed to hold its breath, waiting for my reaction. Fear not, dear readers, for I emerged from this vinous ambush relatively unscathed, a testament either to my lightning-quick reflexes or the sheer luck of sitting a mere four chairs away from the epicenter.

As the day progressed, I wore my wine stains with a peculiar sense of pride – a badge of honor earned on the elegant battlefield of fine dining. The saga of Jesse vs. Red Wine Stains continues, reminding us all that even amidst sophistication, life’s unexpected surprises keep us on our toes.

Until our next adventure, my friends, where I am sure more thrilling adventures await!

Robert Joseph Ott

Sales Manager & Creative Director, REALTOR®

Jesse Rene Garza


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Performance Ratings ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Jesse and Rosa Garza were awesome in the process of moving from out of state to San Antonio and showing us homes that were what we were looking for and in the price range. They always went the extra mile in everything we asked. Thank you for being there every step of the way making this so easy!!
L Dodson | San Antonio