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The Great Off-Center Breakfast Table Saga: A Laser-Powered Victory!

In the Garza household, a seemingly trivial debate stirred up a storm. It all began innocently enough, during a cozy family dinner. There we were munching away happily, when I casually mentioned that our breakfast table seemed off-center. To my surprise, the kids enthusiastically chimed in, their little heads nodding in agreement.

Our daughter, ever observant, pointed out that she had noticed the imbalance right after we replaced the chandelier with recessed lights. And our son, being his candid self, added his unique perspective: his knee often found itself uncomfortably close to the edge, confirming the table’s misalignment.

Amidst this lively discussion, there sat Rosa, my ever-patient wife, quietly wondering how she got roped into our peculiar family debate. She wore a bemused expression, clearly questioning our collective sanity.

Undeterred, the kids and I embarked on a mission to restore balance to our breakfast rituals. Ideas flew across the dinner table like ping pong balls in a championship match. And then, in a stroke of genius, our son suggested using the laser pointer we usually wield to measure room sizes in the homes we list.

With newfound determination, we placed the laser pointer dead center on the breakfast table, Rosa looking on, her skepticism noticeable. As the red dot settled in the middle, a triumphant cheer erupted from us. The table was centered, and victory was sweet!

Now, the lingering question hung in the air: Would Rosa, the silent observer of our amusing adventure, dare to move the table and risk our laser-guided scrutiny? Only time would tell.

In the end, our off-center table became not just a quirky family tale but a testament to our collective problem-solving skills. As for Rosa, well, she might just be planning her own strategic table maneuvers. The Garza family, forever united in our peculiar adventures, continued our dinner with laughter echoing in the air, knowing that our everyday moments were the stuff of memorable tales.

Join us in the hilarity of everyday life! For more quirky stories and real estate adventures, stay tuned with the Garza Home Team at RE/MAX North San Antonio.

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Local knowledge: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Rosa is very knowledgeable and understands real estate. She would give me and my husband updates on the buying process and what to expect next as we went through the steps of homeownership. I am grateful that Rosa kept me informed about the steps of homeownership because if it were not for her my husband says that I would be a nervous wreck.
Miriam Rodriguez in San Antonio, TX